Eureka! A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science!
The new element has been named "Bushcronium."
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Bushcronium is "W."
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed when morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "critical morass." When catalyzed with gold or platinum, bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise.
Foxnewsium has 1/2 as many peons [but twice as many morons.]
The physical properties of "W":
"W" has no natural CURIOSITY.
"W" is naturally BORING.
The "cure" for BOREDOM, is still CURIOSITY.
There is STILL no "cure" for CURIOSITY.
Meanwhile, Foxnewsium reached HALF-LIFE. Whereas, the peons and the morons reached END-of-LIFE. The combined phenomenon produced an ISODOPE that has been named, McCainium-08.
The symbol for McCainium is "M."
It has more of the same (upside-down) properties of, "W".
P.S. Hadron Collider (CERN)